areies:

when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

frosted:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

flapjack-barakat:

Person: What’s your favorite classic rock song

Me: Burnin’ Up by the Jonas Brothers

whetavar:

Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we